LOLmance!

Floating heads are sexy

There’s a forest fire, yet no one seems concerned, not even the panther.

Random kitty of love and passion, take two.

(Take one)

No, this is not from The Onion. Yes, this is real life.

And this story doesn’t end with the cover, either.

The Amazon review thread where Ms. Sams freaks out at her critics is HERE (Trust us, it’s WORTH your time). It’s too bad she already deleted all of her own comments…but from the responses of others alone you can already deduce the amount of WAT involved. This might be the ultimate LOLmance.

All I’ve ever wanted is a hunk with wings coming out of his butt-ocks.

All I want is to high-five you, I swear!

Oh…God.

My childhood. RUINED.

So is this a quickie or an odyssey?? I guess it could be an eBay auction with both the bid and Buy it Now options available…

The quality every woman looks for, no doubt.

Just wait until those sexy little bites turn into big bloody ones.

Better get that J. Lo booty insured!